my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

twerking-hard-or-hardly-twerking:

mary booty poppins

vondell-swain:

dekutree:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk. 

wow … crazy.

oh my god

1-d-memes:

haven’t reblogged in like 2 weeks.

tomlinsarse:

what 

my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time

just

the fuck

feel-my-b-o-n-e-s:

☯grunge

This is what dreams are made of.